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  Help wanted. 

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  A dog was ambling down the street and saw the sign. He looked at it for a moment, pulled it down with his mouth, and walked into the manager&#39;s office,
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  <strong class="quote-title">Lynne Hand wrote:</strong>
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  Well peanuts are sometimes called monkey nuts. There&#39;s also this story:-
  <br>
  <br>
  -------------
  <br>
  <br>
  In order to catch spider monkeys, hunters in South America simply walk through the jungle and drop heavy containers on the ground. These containers have very
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			<description><![CDATA[ Well peanuts are sometimes called monkey nuts. There&#39;s also this story:-
<br>
<br>
-------------
<br>
<br>
In order to catch spider monkeys, hunters in South America simply walk through the jungle and drop heavy containers on the ground. These containers have very a
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  <strong class="quote-title">Lynne Hand wrote:</strong>
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  There&#39;s a saying about that:-
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  Pay peanuts, get monkeys.
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I know about that saying but hard to comprehend where or who coined that saying. I mean, I never associate peanuts with monkeys. Banana definately but peanuts?
Hmmm...
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ A sign was hung in an office window. It read: 
<br>
   
<br>
  Help wanted. 
<br>
  Must type 70 words a minute. 
<br>
  Must be computer literate. 
<br>
  Must be bilingual. 
<br>
  An equal opportunity employer. 
<br>
   
<br>
  A dog was ambling down the street and saw the sign. He looked at it for a moment, pulled it down with his mouth, and walked into the manager&#39;s office,
making it clear he wished to apply for the job. 
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<br>
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