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			<title><![CDATA[ Bungled robbery;) ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Hi,
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<br>
I wanted to check what the verb: <span style="font-style: italic;">bungle</span> means. The results are amazing:
<br>
<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/1095907/Robber-arrested-after-professing-love-for-victim">http://www.sbs.com.au/new...ofessing-love-for-victim</a>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:32:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ U2 Rebuild the Berlin Wall ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ 20 years after the Berlin wall fell, U2 have rebuilt it.  A 2 metre barrier was built round the Brandenburg gate to keep out anyone without tickets to the
show.  <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image">
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And they had the cheek to sing &quot;... scale these city walls&quot;.  WTG Bono!
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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:38:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Tender agent Tomek ]]></title>
			<link>http://learnenglishonline.yuku.com/topic/8852/t/Tender-agent-Tomek.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Our most famous agent in the British press:
<br>
<br>
&quot;His eyes were heavy with passion as he tried to seduce me,&quot; she said. As they became lovers he seemed so trustworthy that she took him to meet her
parents - not something that happened very often to 007.
<br>
<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article6886260.ece">http://www.timesonline.co...urope/article6886260.ece</a>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:50:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Lenin's death ;) ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ To be honest, I am not very sympathetic <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image"><img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image"><img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image">
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<a target="_blank"... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Fat children ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Should children who are obese be taken away from their parents?
<br>

<p class="Body">A family in Dundee has had a baby removed from its mother the day after it was born.  The family had approached the local authority for help to
tackle their obesity issues after being warned that they risked losing their children.  At the time they had a toddler who weighed four stones and a
12-year-old boy who weighed 16st.</p> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 09:52:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Ig nobel awards 2009 ]]></title>
			<link>http://learnenglishonline.yuku.com/topic/8749/t/Ig-nobel-awards-2009.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <a target="_blank" href="http://improbable.com/ig/winners/#ig2009">http://improbable.com/ig/winners/#ig2009</a>
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LITERATURE PRIZE: Ireland&#39;s police service (<a target="_blank" href="http://www.garda.ie/">An Garda Siochana</a>), for writing and presenting more than fifty traffic
tickets to the most frequent driving offender in the country - <a href="http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&amp;safe=off&amp;um=1&amp;sa=1&amp;q=">Prawo
Jazdy</a> - whose name in Polish means... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Polanski's detention ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ It is difficult to judge:
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<a target="_blank" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8277886.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8277886.stm</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Beware of the custard cream! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ LOL
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<br>
The more dangerous and injurious biscuits in Britain are,
<br>
<br>
Custard Cream
<br>
Cookie
<br>
Choc Biscuit Bar (eg: Rocky)
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Wafer
<br>
Rich Tea
<br>
Bourbon
<br>
Oat Biscuit
<br>
Digestive
<br>
Ginger Nut
<br>
Shortbread
<br>
Caramel Shortcake
<br>
Nice Biscuit
<br>
Iced Biscuits/Party Rings
<br>
Chocolate Finger
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Jaffa Cakes
<br>
<br>
Want to know more, here is the article,  
<br>
<a... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Athens ]]></title>
			<link>http://learnenglishonline.yuku.com/topic/8550/t/Athens.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <a target="_blank" title="You can watch a video and read the text here" href="http://www.euronews.net/2009/08/24/greek-wildfires-set-to-rage-on/">You can watch
a video and read the text here</a>. The worst thing is that they&#39;re saying many of the fires were started deliberately.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 12:59:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ What were you doing? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ What were you doing at 12.34 and 56 seconds this afternoon?
<br>
<br>
12:34:56 07/08/09...
<br>
<br>
Do you realise it was 123456789?
<br>
<br>
I don&#39;t think it will ever happen again in my lifetime.
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<br>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 20:57:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Glow-in-the-dark dogs! ]]></title>
			<link>http://learnenglishonline.yuku.com/topic/8471/t/Glow-in-the-dark-dogs-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ This is a piece of news from last May about glow-in-the-dark dogs.
<br>
Puppies have been cloned so that parts of their body glow under ultra violet light.
<br>
<br>
Really disturbing if not scary!
<br>
<br>
<span id="temp-1"><span><embed src="http://www.reuters.com/resources/flash/include_video.swf?edition=US&videoId=104427" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="422" height="346" allowScriptAccess="never" ></embed></span> <span><span id="temp-1"></span></span>... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 18:53:50 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Going for a thong ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>A power cut that affected houses and a set of traffic lights in Leadenham, a village in Lincolnshire, England has been blamed on, of all things, a thong. 
Engineers traced the fault and found the guilty thong had short circuited a power line. It is believed the underwear was carried by a helium balloon from a
nearby party. It became lodged in the wires and caused a fault when it got soaked in the rain.
<br></p>

<p>What would possess people to launch their underwear into the ether?   Did... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ prosecution against enviro-criminals ]]></title>
			<link>http://learnenglishonline.yuku.com/topic/8427/t/prosecution-against-enviro-criminals.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Hm Big Brother is watching you <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/eek.gif" alt="image"><img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/eek.gif" alt="image"> (or your neighbour)
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<a target="_blank" href="http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/116650/Get-500-to-spy-on-neighbours-">http://www.express.co.uk/...00-to-spy-on-neighbours-</a>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 17:24:40 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The best job in the world? Only women need apply. ]]></title>
			<link>http://learnenglishonline.yuku.com/topic/8422/t/The-best-job-in-the-world-Only-women-need-apply-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Scientists in Britain are looking for women willing to eat chocolate every day for a year -- all in the name of medical science.
<br>

<p id="ynw-article-part2">Researchers at the University of East Anglia and a hospital in Norwich, eastern England are trying to find out whether chocolate can
cut the risk of heart disease and need 40 women to step forward and help.</p>

<p>Most of the women will have to eat two bars of &quot;super-strength chocolate specially formulated by Belgian... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Hackers ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Fortunately, my lappy is not broken <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif">
<br>
<br>
<a href="http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/video/Computer-Repair-Shops-Illegally-Accessing-Personal-Data-From-Customers-Hard-Drives-Sky-News-Investigation/Video/200907415343630?lpos=video_Article_Related_Content_Region_1&amp;lid=VIDEO_15343630_Computer_Repair_Shops_Illegally_Accessing_Personal_Data_From_Customers_Hard_Drives%2C_Sky_News_Investigation">... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 15:51:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Three major continental thinkers died in the last year, little noticed in insular Britain. ]]></title>
			<link>http://learnenglishonline.yuku.com/topic/8394/t/Three-major-continental-thinkers-died---last-year-little-not.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Perhaps we could read this text on Monday? It seems very interesting <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif">
<br>
<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/jul/22/postwar-europe-education-history-eu">http://www.guardian.co.uk...ope-education-history-eu</a>
<br>
<br>
&quot;Oddly enough, it&#39;s the reticent, understated north German Ralf Dahrendorf - the German-British social thinker, politician and educator, <a target="_blank"... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 13:31:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The Big Lunch ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Lots of street parties are taking place in the UK this Sunday . The people of Britain are getting together to sit down and eat lunch together.
<br>
<br>
The idea was dreamed up by Tim Smit and Paul Twivy one morning at the Eden Project in Cornwall.
<br>
<br>
Why?  Just because.
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			<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 13:29:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Victory ;) ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Hi,
<br>
<br>
We have won again <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif"> We win every year at Tannenberg: <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image"><img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image"><img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image"><img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image">
<br>
<br>
The... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 20:24:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Bossnappings ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ There is a real sense of injustice in France as the economic crisis means many people are losing their jobs, but workers imagine that their bosses continue to
reap company benefits and bonuses. As a result many furious workers have taken to holding their managers hostage to demand better redundancy packages.
<br>
<br>
The boss of Sony France was held hostage for a night.
<br>
Workers at a pharmaceutical factory held their boss in his office for two days.
<br>
A senior manager of 3M was held... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 10:15:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Kołakowski is dead ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ This time I am really sorry <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/frown.gif">  I wasn&#39;t very sympathetic with Jackson&#39;s fans <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/frown.gif"> but perhaps I have no ear for music <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif">
<br>
<br>
Leszek Kołakowski died today at the age of 82  <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/frown.gif">
<br>
<br>
<a target="_blank"... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 18:21:31 GMT</pubDate>
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